I
rule the world when it comes to high cholesterol. Year after year, my total
pushes to 300 or nudges above a tad. When this first happened, my doctors
slapped me onto a statin. I danced along happily for several years. The
initial body aches and pains I experience I attributed to adding weights to my
cardio workout. The crippling hobble I developed came from the higher heels I
wore to a new job. When I felt like a steamroller had pressed me into the
pavement, I mentioned it to my sister because the pain pulsed from the tips of
my fingers down to my toes.
“That’s
your statin!” she cried. “Stop taking it now. Call your doctor on Monday.”
I
followed her advice and began, with my doctor, the rollercoaster ride of
experimenting with various medications to control my cholesterol. Inevitably,
we went through everything on the market with side effects punching me down
immediately or sneakily creeping up to surprise me months down the line.
After
a while, we agreed to embrace my high cholesterol levels until something else
came along. I tried adding red wine (specifically the dry Italian ones) to my
diet, but found my stomach hated even a single nightly glass. I bumped up my
oat intake and ate avocados daily. I burned out on the diet, and it barely made
a ripple in any of my levels.
About
six months ago, I read an article about the benefits of adding one bottle of
Guinness to your evening meal. It contains “antioxidant compounds that slow
down the deposits of cholesterol on artery walls which reduces the risk of
blood clots and ultimately heart attacks.” I decided immediately that this was
a delightfully easy experiment for me! I don’t drink. Beer tastes like piss to
me. But Guinness? There’s nothing like sipping a pint in an Irish pub that
pulses with music and good cheer. I knew this challenge, a pint a night, could
be successfully slipped into my daily routine.
Yesterday,
I sat across from my doctor’s PA as she read off the brightly red flagged
numbers. She puzzled that my HDL levels were extremely high—higher than they’ve
ever been, and my triglycerides had dipped down low enough for me to add Fish
Oil to my diet to possibly nudge the numbers even lower. My overall “score”
hadn’t changed, and she wondered about the cause of the shifts she saw.
“That’s
the Guinness,” I exclaimed.
“Guinness?”
“I
read a study about its benefits and added it to my evening meal back in
January.”
She
turned back to the computer screen, musing, “I read the same study. Good to
know that it’s an option I can discuss with other patients.”
Granted,
the red warning boxes on my test results flag every medical professional I’ve
ever talked to. I’m in perfect health EXCEPT FOR . . . those little squares. To
see some kind of difference after a few months gives us hope that the trend may
continue in a downward direction.
In
the meantime, anyone want a pint?
Copyright 2018 Elizabeth Abrams Chapman
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